
The subtitle of this blog mentions that it is “terribly sappy.” I wasn’t sure if I was being sappy enough, so out of curiosity, I asked ChatGPT v3.5 to “read the following and edit it by only making the writer’s admiration for Jon and everything he thinks, says, and does sappier.” Then I pasted the text

In my most favorite episode of Bar Rescue ever, Kyle Davis, the managing partner and face of Wildkat Records Bar and Grill in Jacksonville, Florida, becomes belligerent and defiant against Jon’s criticism, mostly because he wants some acknowledgment for his efforts to improve the bar. But, as fans of Bar Rescue know, Jon has the

In my most favorite episode of Bar Rescue ever, Jon meets his match, and everyone, including the audience, is highly confused. Julio is the kitchen manager and head cook at Skip and Jan’s Sports Bar, owned by Natalie Phyllis and located in Gilbert, Arizona. I can’t think of any other way to put it except

In my most favorite social media post ever, Jon talks with Fox 5 about being a supporter of Las Vegas and a Vegas Golden Knights fan, especially during the Stanley Cup Finals. The unabashed joy Jon expresses while winding up the game siren is captivating.

In my most favorite social media post ever, a montage of Jon entering various establishments demonstrates how to strut like a boss.

In my most favorite episode of Bar Rescue ever, Jon arrives to help Tim Hanna, owner of Angry Ham’s Garage in Framingham, Massachusetts, however, he ends up in some exciting confrontations with both Tim and Tim’s friend Lyndon “L.B.” Beyers. Surprise: A large part of the contention centers around Jon’s suggestion to change the establishment’s

In my most favorite social media post ever, Jon posts a picture of his dear wife Nicole and him out celebrating Valentine’s Day. Jon wishes her a happy holiday and wraps it up with all his love.

In my most favorite social media post ever, Jon tells us he’s here to help with our love lives and offers us a wonderful set of Valentine’s Day memes to get started.

In my most favorite episode of Bar Rescue ever, Jon clashes with Pauly Ambrus, owner of the Canyon Inn Sports Bar and Grill in Yorba Linda, California, over the issue of renaming the establishment. Pauly is a New Yorker like Jon and quickly sets the tone for their interactions, firmly stating to the camera and

In my most favorite episode of Bar Rescue ever, Jon confronts the passive management style of Joe and Helen Handy, the owners of Champs Sports Bar in Burbank, California. As the original sports bar in the area, Champs has fallen victim to competitive intrusion and neglectful oversight, resulting in a dated and dirty appearance and
