
In my least favorite episode of Bar Rescue ever, Jon sends Phil Wills and Danny Trejo (a.k.a. Machete) on their second bar rescue, this time to the Wagon Wheel in Cleveland, Texas. The Wagon Wheel isn’t just a bar—it’s a giant, swirling tornado of bad management, family drama, grunge, and cock-a-roach-laden incompetence. Phil and Danny

In my least favorite episode of Bar Rescue ever, Jon is busy elsewhere and brings in Phil Wills to lead the rescue of the Inland Tavern in San Marcos, California, which is owned and managed by Mr. Know-It-All himself, Pete Zacarias. For my obligatory meme about how I feel when Jon isn’t hosting, here you

In my least favorite episode of Bar Rescue ever, Jon’s absence is once again heartbreaking to endure, and I find myself needing a hug. It helps a little that he entrusts the rescue of the rustic event venue, Epic Lounge, in Downey, California, to the capable hands of Phil Wills, long-time mixology expert, consultant, and

In my least favorite episode of Bar Rescue ever, Jon takes a break from hosting because he “can’t be everywhere at once.” I would never begrudge Jon the opportunity to pursue anything he wants during his precious time on earth, but I will cry and cry and cry like an inconsolable baby every time he
